Forumi - No Nastradini? No Party! -

Ishte nje cun qe kerkonte pune.Dhe nje dite pa nje lajmerim qe kishte dalur ne Gazet,dhe vrap mori numrin e celularit dhe  e therret shefin.I  tregon se kerkon pune dhe e pyet per rroge.Me falni jom i interesuar per pune por a mund te me tregoni rrogen sa eshte.?
Shefi ja kthen :Sa per fillim 250 Euro ndersa me vone 500 Euro.Ky ja kthen ok Faleminderit une do vij me vone te punoj

Niset studenti nga Prishtina pėr Ferizaj, pėr nė shtėpi. Meqė nuk arrin me kohė nė stacionin e autobusėve dhe meqė autobus tjetėr nuk kishte, fillon tė vrapoj pas autobusit... Kur mė nė fund arrin nė Ferizaj, po i thotė babait tė tijė: Sot kam kyrsye...r 1.5 Euro, Babai e pyet: Si ashtu? Studenti: Kam vrapuar pas autobusit dhe nuk kam shpenzuar pėr biletėn! Babai: Po pėrse nuk vrapoje pas ndonjė Taksi veture, do tė kurseje me shume

 doktori; zonjusha miler kam lajme te mia per ju , pacientja ; ua doktor une nuk jam zonjushe por zonje ; doktori ; atere kam lajme te keqija per ty

Pse bjondina kur meson del ne ballkon? Se kur e pyesin njerzit ku ke studiu ajo thot jasht

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor.
Doctor: "What is your dream about?"
Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..."
Doctor: "So, where are you in this dream?"
Blonde: "I am running in a hallway."
Doctor: "Then what happens?"
Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won't budge!"
Doctor: "Does the door have any letters on it?"
Blonde: "Yes."
Doctor: "And what do these letter spell?"
Blonde: "P... U... L... L..."

 

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